I'm gonna make a whole story out of emotes! Because I'm that bored. And emotes are fun.
Once upon a time in the gay

, there was a chick that had a lot of

and everybody

ed her because she supplied them with lots of

.
One day when she was chasing

s, she stumbled upon a magical kingdom in the woods, complete with its own

shop and

!
She bought a

from the kingdom's local pet shop and headed back to the gay

to tell everyone what she had found.
When she told the tale of what she had seen, she heard laughter and people shook their heads in disbelief, like so:

So she went home where her demented

came to

her leg.
"Not now, Hosscat,

I have some sulking to do,"

ed the chick.
She sat on her

to smoke

.
Then

came and confiscated her bong, and she never saw the magical kingdom or Hosscat the

ever again.

The end!
--
"Bombing and being bombed are the same things on different sides of the fence."
--Serj Tankian
--
Be yourself. Not who others want you to be. Be proud of who you are. And not until then will you find true happiness.
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